Rent's Due

Sponging brother won't pay up! Stay tuned for part Deux...

Rowdy Night at the Top Dog

Holy Cannolli. This was the drunkest crowd of people I've ever played to.

"It's an interactive show here at the Top Dog."

Easter Sunday Night at Wiley's

Another great night at Wiley's. The place just attracts great comedy fans...period.

Tough Night

So, you and a half dozen comics show up to a bar for comedy night and the owner says "Comedy Night? That was supposed to be tonight?" This means you end up playing to an audience of 8 people which includes the chatty sound guy who had the reverb turned up way to high.

These are the nights that make you grow. Or, at least I friggin' hope so!

So, I lost my stand-up virginity...

Yup. I'm hooked on something else now...

I just can't pull the trigger...

I wanted to buy this book for my brother.

But, something just won't let me pull the trigger.

And, he says my recreational hobby is gay because I shave my legs.

Seems like the words Kama Sutra should be in the title somewhere...

An Army of One

From The Air Force News web site:

Recruiting service backs down on tattoos

26 recruits were turned away from basic training
By Tom Spoth - Staff writer
Posted : Friday Dec 4, 2009 10:53:48 EST

The Air Force Recruiting Service rescinded a short-lived tattoo policy Thursday, after turning away 26 recruits from basic training.

Yeah, like...just look at these guys who were rejected. The dude on the left was turned away from basic training because of the star on his right forearm. He was hoping to go to officer school.

I think I heard he was inspired to enlist when he nabbed a high score on Call of Duty 2.

They just look like military material to me. So, this is a shame.

Don't ask, don't tell!