Watch this shit...

...and tell me how fast you think these fixed-gear city boys would be if:

• They swapped out their hoodies and jean shorts for spandex
• They shaved their legs for when they (inevitably) fall
• They knew how to ride in a tight pace line

Helmets would be nice, too.

See if you know the guy in the white shirt who gaps everybody down the hill. You will at the end at least.

Watch now!

Time for bed.

Bye.