Saturday, September 19, 2009

John was right and I was wrong...

I talked to my brother John on the phone today and he predicted that Washington would upset USC.

I, on the other hand, predicted that Toledo would upset Ohio State. I think that's because I am now reacting too emotionally to Ohio State. I am very sick and tired of hearing about nothing but Ohio State when Cincinnati is closer and also has very good team. Maybe even a better team.

So, part of my wants Ohio State to lose so everybody will stop wearing those putrid-looking scarlet and gray jerseys everywhere, like to church and stuff.

I didn't grow up in Ohio and I think that also has something to do with these feelings I have, deep in my groin.

Is this so wrong to feel this way? No! I feel quite self-validated, in fact.

I'm just talking a lot to gloss over the fact the my brother was right and I was wrong. The Wal*Mart greeter and I got into an argument about the Toledo/Ohio State game this morning when I met his very shrill vocal projections with my own prediction that Toledo would score at least 3 touchdowns and he said Ohio State would win 51-0.

So, I want to let you know, I am man enough to admit that my brother was right and that the Wal*mart greeter was more right about the game than I was.

Anyone wants to kick me on the balls a third time? Because I know after this, the law of averages is on my side now...

Word.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Cheech lives on film! 1986?

John way oversold his misery. Nice Mullet, Chris.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

No Good Job Goes Unpunished...

Baseball Player Shoots Coach

September 7, 2009

FROM STINGWIRE REPORTS

The founder of an adult baseball league on Monday called the Sunday afternoon shooting of a coach by an allegedly disgruntled pitcher an "isolated incident" in the league's history.

The shooting happened in Abbott Park about 2:20 p.m. near East 95th Street and South Michigan Avenue, police said.

An adult baseball team called the Chicago Cardinals was scheduled to play two games in the park Sunday, but trouble began after the first game when the team’s coach pulled a pitcher from the game, authorities said.

The player who pitched during the first game, took offense when the coach, listed on the Cardinals’ Web site as Glynn Hall, decided to put in another pitcher, according to police.

The pitcher went to fetch a gun and shot the coach, an adult male whose age was not available, four times, police said. The coach was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn where he was listed in good condition.

Ya know...this was obviously a good coaching decision. After all, the guy lived, so...the pitcher was obviously losing his control and accuracy.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Blogging on Blogger

Like, wow, I haven't blogged on here in a long time. I feel bad not blogging on Blogger. Where else should you blog but a place called "Blogger"? Like, where would you play a video game about a frog crossing the street? That's right, "Frogger". Similarly, you should really make a special effor to blog on a place called "Blogger", I think. And, I have not really done a good job of that lately.

*sigh*

But, friends and even the odd cyber-stalker, I thought I'd let you know I am now doing a lot of cyber-blabbing on Associated Content and you can go see that by clicking right on these words that are highlighted to let you know this is a hyperlink.

I have also been blabbing on examiner.com. As a matter of fact, I am "the" cycling examiner for Dayton, Ohio. Wootie woot woot woot!

But, I really miss blogging on here. On those other web sites, I have to sort of neuter my personality and stick to their guidelines. 400 words max, 400 words min, no vulgar language, blah blah blah blah blah and all that shit.

I said shit! Shit yeah! I miss that. Wait, I never really said "shit" before, though...

See? That's what rebellion will do to ya.

Anyhow, I just thought I'd let everyone know that I miss blogging on here. And, I miss writing cuss words.

Okay, see ya later, shit heads!

Poop!