Holy Cow!

I'm so sick of reading studies that can't solve anything because their focus is too narrow. Case in point:

LONDON (Reuters) -
Manners aside, getting cows to burp less can help reduce global warming.
Using modern plant-breeding methods to find new diets for cows that make them belch less is a way to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, scientists said on Monday.

The key is developing new varieties of food that are easier for cattle to digest and also provide a proper balance of fiber, protein and sugar, said Michael Abberton, a scientist at the UK-based Institute of Grassland and Environmental Research.

This could open up plant-based solutions as alternatives to reducing stock as farmers look for ways to cut methane emissions amid warming climates, he told a briefing on farming and climate change at London's Science Media Centre.

He noted the average dairy cow belches out about 100 to 200 liters of methane each day, making diet changes a key potential factor in reducing this greenhouse gas.

Agriculture is responsible for about seven percent of UK greenhouse gas emissions and a large proportion of two of the most potent gases with 37 percent of methane and 67 percent of nitrous oxide.

Greenhouses gases are widely blamed for causing global warming. Scientists say average temperatures will rise by between two and six degrees Celsius by the end of the century, causing droughts, floods and violent storms.

Abberton said introducing easier-to-digest legumes that tend to reduce methane emissions is an example of an approach scientists are beginning to explore. Legumes such as clover and alfalfa are commonly used for animal fodder.

It also requires farmers to balance cows' legume intake with other food and to develop different species of grass that are also more digestible, he added. "What I'm saying is there are approaches within plant breeding that can lead to reduced emissions," he said.

Talk about catastrophizing a situation! This is the agricultural equivalent of the Chicken Little story. Only here, belching cows are the nut that fell on Chicken little's head and made him think the sky was falling.

How many cows are there in the UK? Multiply that times 100-200 liters and you have...nothing compared to the amount of methane produced by swampland and ponds.

When I visit the pond near my Dad's house I've seen him collect a liter of methane in a global hot minute by disturbing the plant life underneath and collecting the bubbles that rise up in the water. It's methane all right. You can light it and it burns.

Here's how you get a grant: identify a problem that scares everyone poopless (global warming) and propose a way to fix that specific problem, no matter how impractical or expensive.

If cows could read this, they would all be mad.