Waiting in Van

I'm sitting waiting for new tires and an oil change:

*to the tune of Waiting in Vain, Bob Marley and the Wailers*

I don't wanna wait in vain for my van
I don't wanna wait in vain...

From the very first time I rest my eyes on you...van
My motorcycle dreams took a poo.

But I know now I'm way down on the line
Cus these grease monkeys take their time

Don't treat me like a puppet on a string
cus I can see you aren't doing a thing

Don't talk to me as if you think I'm dumb
I wanna know when you're freakin' done

I don't wanna wait in vain for my van
I don't wanna wait in vain...

*guitar solo*

Like I said, I've spent two hours and some listnin' to that wrench
*air wrench noise three times*
and this waiting room has a stench

ooooh guys, oooh guys...is it feasible, I wanna know now...
there's more time on this bench?

I don't wanna wait in vain for my van
I don't wanna wait in vain...