My Plans are Fluid

My windshield washer fluid doesn't pump to my windshield. At first, I thought the line was frozen. But after further inspection, it's something to do with the fluid pump motor thing-a-mo-bobby. It probably needs a fluid uptake grommet valve spindle.

Because I am a professional crastinator, I shut the hood and solved the problem my own way. My car is now equipped with one of these...

If you see a guy in a black Ford sticking this out of the side door and spraying his windshield, give him a honk. Because, that's me.