Damn. I think I blew another random text message relationship.
This was my third. I have crappy cell phone service and get weirds texts. I view them as random long-distance friendships I just can't seem to make work. To catch you up on my last two:
Molly (local): Stopped talking to me when I prematurely returned an "I love you" and explained the geographical area of the 937 area code.
Unknown (from Kentucky somewhere): Stopped texting me when I asked what his/her favorite color was.
And now I get this today from someone in the NYC area:
Unknown Person: Heeeeeeiiiii
Me: Heeeeeeiiiii yourself!
Unknown Person: Ohh...
Me: Heeeeeeiiii Ohh?
Unknown Person: Wat the ?
Me: Hah?
Unknown Mono Syllabic Person: Wat?
Me: Is a joule per second?
Unknown Repetitive Person: Wat?
Me: I was just pointing out that a 'Watt' is a unit of power and a joule per second. No charge for the physics lesson.
That seems to be where I lost him/her.
I need to be smoother. Bring the physics theory in later in the relationship.
That's where I goofed, right?
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I would've gone with "ghetto in LA" and maybe score some cool "Home Boy" points first.
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