I always get that "pit in the stomach" sort of lonely feeling when I take trips.
Today, I was in the car driving a bit south of Louisville and I swear as soon as the thought "I'm so bored" went through my mind, it happened...
My crotch vibrated.
Cus, that's where I keep my phone when I drive.
It was another "random friend" sending me a text message.
And tonight, time was wayyyyyyyy on my side because I had another 4 hours left in the car.
This one worked out well. No harsh words. I think I scared this person off with genuine "wierdness".
Random Person: Ha tori its me richard please text back
Me: Hi dick!
Richard: Who is this?
Me: My name is Thaddeus 'stretch' kinowski, sr.
* Phone rings, I don't answer *
Richard: Who is this?
Richard: Who is this?
Me (20 minutes later after the I-65 rest area): I just went potty!
Random Person: This isnt richard
Me: But you said it was! Why you gotta be like that?
Random Guy: This is his bro he used my fone
Me: Oh sorry bro. When he gets back, would you tell him I just bought tickets to goat fest 2008 and I was wondering if he wanted one?
Richard's Bro: I dnt live at his house u can call him at *******
Me: Oh, groovy a liscious!
Richard's Bro: lol k then
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You should have seen what I saw on the way home. I won't post too much here though, because it would em-bare-ass Emily.
All I know is I won the bet from Saturday night.
What bet?
Memory fades when i drink too much.
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