Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Red Roids

We are finally cracking down on the roids in sports. In other countries, sports are more about honor. Oops, I mean "honour". Here, sports are about money. But, the tide is slowly turning. The WWE just suspended 10 wrasslers because the use of steroids. They was making them do mean things, like hit each other with folding chairs.

Then there's this:

US announces largest steroid bust in history


WASHINGTON - Over 120 people were arrested in an 18-month international investigation of illicit steroid labs, the Drug Enforcement Administration announced Monday.

The DEA said the wide-ranging probe dubbed Operation Raw Deal was assisted by foreign governments in nine countries including China and led to the seizure of 56 laboratories in the United States for manufacturing anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH).

Investigators seized over 500 pounds of raw powder originating in China and used to manufacture steroids. "China really stepped up to the plate to help us in this investigation," DEA spokesman Garrison Courtney said in Washington.

Stay the hell away from Chinese steroids. I hear whenever you take a shot of those in the ass, you just want another shot in the ass an hour later.

And if you do partake, always ask for "no MSG" in your HGH.

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