Won't you come and ride the rail trial with me?

* To the tune of "She'll be Comin' Around the Mountain".... *

Won't you come and ride the rail trail with me?

Won't you come and ride the rail trail with me?

We'll be on a mountain bike

I'm your pilot, Captain Mike

Won't you come and ride the rail trail with me?

Let's get off a bit and climb up The Beast

Let's get off a bit and climb up The Beast

It's more rise than it is run

while holding the camera isn't fun

This was not a good idea in the least!

Now, let's take a picture of the Bass Island sign

Now, let's take a picture of the Bass Island sign

My head's blocking out the "B"

I hope that makes it extra funny

When I take a picture of the Bass Island sign!

We've reached the end of the trail, whoopie!

We've reached the end of the trail, whoopie!

But, we're only half way done

Sixty four more miles of fun

So, let's quick snap a worms-eye shot of me...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.....








Won't you stop and take a pee break with me?
Won't you stop and take a pee break with me?
I checked no one's comin' or goin'
And my bladder's overflowin'
So, please stop and take a pee break with me.






Now, let's stop and pray for the dead mouse.
Now, let's stop and pray for the dead mouse.
He was Mickey mousin' around
then some rider mowed him down
So, let's stop and pray for the dead mouse.



It's about time this bike ride be done
It's about damn time this bike ride be done!
We're at mile 'hundred twenty six
and I can barely feel my dick
It's 'bout foopin' time this bike ride, be done!

Now we're home so let's celebrate with a beer!

Now we're home so let's celebrate with a beer!

It's my favorite carb drink

makes me forget how bad I stink

and all that painful chafing on my rear!

THE END