Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Ode To Slow-Ass Mrs. T

The voting has ended
all as of last night
the votes are all cast
on Mrs. T's web site.

I logged in this morning
to see who was crowned
as the pierogy capital.
I hoped for Bingotown.

So, I was disappointed
when I did take a peek
no capital will be anointed
for three friggin' weeks!

I reacted with anger
and then with dismay.
I could not find reason
for such a delay!

Why you gotta do me
like that Mrs. T?
This pierogy election
is so important to me!

And then it occurred to me
it sank in right quick
they must be teaching Florida
to learn to right-click!

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