How Ohio Telefile Could Finally Raise That $1 for the Ohio Political Party

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"Welcome to Ohio TeleFile! Please press 1 if you've been a good boy. Press 2 if you've been a naughty boy"

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"Oh my! You pressed 2 and have been a naughty boy. You must now submit to Queen Aphrodite, your computerized secret call girl. Press 1 to submit and continue..."

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"You must now slide $1 for the Ohio Political Party between the strap of my lace thong panties and my bare hip. Press 1 to donate $1 this way..."

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"Would you like to donate another dollar to The Ohio Political Party? Press 1 to slide a dollar underneath the strap of my lacy push-up bra..."

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You pressed 1 twice, and donated two dollars, you frisky, frisky boy! Would you like to see where else can put a dollar for The Ohio Political Party?

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