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The following events will have occurred between 11/20 and 11/21:

8pm-9pm: Finish typing this. Enter cockpit of the Mickmobile. Set GPS coordinates for Covington, Kentucky. Depart CTU (Counter Tediousness Unit) Headquarters.

9pm-10pm: Arrive at Mad Hatter Club. Occupy territory near bar. Conquer responsible number of cocktails using hand to bottle combat.

10pm-11pm: Dispose excess urine stores. Frontal assault on stage area.

11pm-12am: Commence Rocking with The Toasters & Two Tone Army while not letting the bastards grind me down.

12am-1am: Enter Mickmobile. Set GPS coordinates for Beavercreek, Ohio and CTU HQ.

1am-2am: Locate hidden micro chips, destroy with some sour cream and onion dip.

2am-6am: REM cycles 1, 2 and maybe 3

7am-8am: Dress in professional camouflage. Enter Mickmobile. Depart CTU for Fort Sinclair.

8am-9am: Attend briefing of department with Agent Boss Man. Sit in remote location so no one detects drowsiness, alcohol or ringing of the ears.

9am-10am: Search internet for further instructions.

10am-11am: Office Hour, stay vigilant against spontaneous drowsiness.

11am-12 noon: Train future operatives.

12 noon - 1pm: Fuel glycogen stores with long chain polysaccharides.

1pm - 2pm: Travel via Mickmobile to CTU headquarters.

2pm - 4pm: Secret love rendezvous and liver cleansing with mountain bike.

4pm- 5pm: Set GPS coordinates for Agora Ballroom, Cleveland Ohio, depart CTU via Mickmobile

5pm - 6pm: Commence Operation Scratch Myself

6pm-7pm: Rapid caffeine download at Ashland Starbucks

7pm - 8pm: Rapid Mickey's Malt Liquor download in parking structure. Enter Agora Ballroom. Join forces with M.C. Bat Commander and the rest of The Aquabats and commence fighting all evil.