* 9:55 am *
Unknown Person: Wat up wt tha car
Unknown Person: U ok
Me: No! I'm still pissed you said a nasty word to me you big potty-mouth!
Unknown Person: Who r u a petafile wierd ass boy
Me: You originally contacted me. You should know who I am!
Unknown person: Answer tha phone what you hyden
Me: I can't talk!
* I have now officially decided this person is getting tiresome. Time to switch tactics. *
Me: Who's selling you your stuff? Tell me now, it will be better in the long run.
Unknown person: Obama sold it2 kadafi
Me: Are you familiar with the penalties for interfering with an investigation?
Unknown Person: im on my way 2 the detev now
Me: think about your future and I'll get back with you @ 16:00
* I ride my bike to work and teach lab *
* exactly 4pm *
Me: Hello youngster. Have you given any more thought to what we talked about?
* phone rings *
Me: Yesterday you told my associate something about 'free incom'. Tell me who is at the top of your secret noodle ring. Tell me!
Unknown person: Free incoming calls.
Me: Oh. It's not a drug ring?
Me: If it's not a secret drug ring, then I'm not interested. Have a nice day. God bless!
Unknown person: im only 12 im taking my phone 2 my dads.
Me: Tell him I want to talk to him about your potty mouth.
Me: and talking to strangers!
Me: and spending more time with your English book!
* phone rings, I answer *
Me (talking in deep voice): "Talk to me".
Unknown Person: "You need to tell your kid to quit playing with the phone."
* Click! Person hangs up. *
I think we're done now.
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