Thanks to the fine folks at Educational Innovations, you can educate your students or offspring about microorganisms with life-like plush germ toys.
You can create a story and play it out for the kiddies like a puppet show.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Giardia.
She went on tour, with the band Anthrax, living on nothing but peanut butter, where she met an Italian guy named Sal...
Sal was a worldy man, who had been around a lot. When she and Salvatore consummated a physical relationship, Giardia was introduced to a couple of new friends Phillis and Gon...
But, these new friends were bad for her and caused her much pain and suffering. Luckilly, Ben Icillin came to the rescue. 
Ben exterminated their asses and there was no way they were ever gonnarrheappear. Sal and Giardia eventually went their own separate ways. But, she rebounded and got married to a guy who seemed like a keeper.
They had a family...
and lived happily ever after...
Until one day, Giardia, gave her husband a special present from back in her younger days...
A present, she didn't even realize she had.
THE END
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