Five Observations and Questions Regarding the New Administration

1) President Obama can get his groove on. During the inauguration festivities, there was a moment where a band was playing and President Obama was shaking his head back and forth like Glen Quagmire on Family Guy. That's great. I think it's therapeutic for everyone to get their groove on. If Nixon had gotten his on, there might not have been the Watergate scandal, had Bush gotten his groove on we might have been more relaxed and patient and waited for UN approval in Iraq and if Bill Clinton had gotten his groove on... Never mind, Bill Clinton did get his groove on.

2) I'm sorry, but Michelle Obama is a FLILF. Yow!

3) Joe Biden needs a hair intervention.

4) Where is the smoking section of the White House?

5) I am glad President Obama is active and plays hoops. But I wish we had a president who could dunk. Imagine if on the evening news they showed Barack Obama driving the lane, taking off from the foul line, stuffing it home with two hands, hanging on the rim for a bit and screaming "AHHHHHHHH!" Tell me that wouldn't send a message to al-Qeada!