Yesterday, I had doubts about humanity and I wrote a tear jerking blog about a homeless guy named "Don" who had a friend who made a memorial along the bike path which was removed by someone.
First of all, no one removed the memorial. I checked this morning and it is still there. I guessed I missed it on the way home yesterday.
See? I took a picture for ya!
Secondly, the guy's name wasn't "Don". It was "Duke".
Thirdly, Duke wasn't a guy. I mean, I think he had a penis. But, it was a dog penis.
What I'm trying to say is I think it was a dog. No one names a cat Duke.
Using the special process called "looking", I noticed that there was a mound of dirt where Duke had been buried. And, it wasn't a big mound of dirt, maybe at most 3 feet long.
So, Duke wasn't a guy. Or, if he was, he was a midget. Uh, I mean, he was vertically challenged.
So, Duke is dead. But he's probably a dog. And, no one messed with his memorial. It's still there. My faith in humanity is restored.
Not really.
To correct my blog; Duke's a dog.
Hey! I think I just wrote a hip-hop.
Rest in peace, Duke.
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